An apple a day keeps the doctor away,
but if doctor is cute,
forget the fruit.
Saqib enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Saqib replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no storyâ€
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directoryâ€
Question:Why do some teachers wear sunglasses?
Answer:Because their pupils are very bright.
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn’t started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS!
Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!
Mentally
Admitted
Teacher
Harassing
Students
Boy 2 God:
Gve me a pocket full of money, Job nd a big vehicle full of girls.
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point
TEAM WORK
coming together is the beginning
keeping together is progress
working together is success
A Bird sitting on the Branch of a tree is not afraid by the shaking branch,
coz the Bird TRUSTS not the Branch but its Wings.Always believe in yourself
here are Two Kind of People in this world
1- Those Who Remember Names
&
2- Those Whose Names are Remembered
Choice Is Yours.
